Please pick only one post type!

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

17/03/14 Blasted

-CHORES-

→ Wipe down tables (Every 2 Weeks) 
16/03/2014 
→ Wash Room Fan (Every 2 Weeks) 
16/03/2014 
→ Change Bedsheets (Every Month) 
16/03/2014
→ Vacuumed Walls & Ceiling
- SCHEDULED TASKS -
Transfer $400 to Mum 
31 (Feburary) 2014

- DAILY TASKS -

→ Updated To Do List
→ Updated Finance Tally

deeeeaaan:

wickedclothes:

Programmable Tattoo System

What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood.

So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.

YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS

sutoart:

Please keep in mind that I’m not a professional or anything!

I just took some art classes when I was younger, so these are just a few things I remember or have learned since then!

Anyways, this ‘tutorial’ is just something I made very quickly…and I’m not good at explaining or teaching.

So please don’t take this seriously lol 

fuckyeahforensics:

Gunshot wounds infographic

From Medical College of Wisconsin Department of Surgery and University of Utah Health Sciences Library

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

3/1/14 Tired…
- IMMEDIATE TASKS -

» Get Subs for Game of Thrones S1 
» Ask Bernard for a ride to Poets tomorrow
» Check if Complimentary Tickets can be used for Pompeii(or other movies) D-box
→ Updated To Do List

22/02/14 Why am I so sleepy?
- IMMEDIATE TASKS -

» Ask Bernard for a ride to Poets tomorrow
» Check if Complimentary Tickets can be used for Pompeii(or other movies) D-box

- CHORES -

→ Wipe down tables (Every 2 Weeks) 
Next Date: 22/02/2014 
→ Wash Room Fan (Every 2 Weeks) 
Next Date: 22/02/2014 

- DAILY TASKS -

→ Updated To Do List

20/02/2014 Getting Back into the Swing of Things, Still Lazy

- DAILY TASKS -

→ Completed Current Finance Tally
→ Updated To Do List

- IMMEDIATE TASKS -

» Inform Dad Address to Poets Villa for tomorrow
» Check out SMRT Fare Subsidies  (Adult Monthly Concession = $120/mth) My Monthly Transport is about $70/mth
» Fix Calendar Share Properties for Todo Page

- NON URGENT TASKS -

Check out old External HD

- TUMBLR TASKS -

iamluc
→  Created Tag List Page
→ Edited Posts’ Tags

18/02/2014 Things Done

- DAILY TASKS -

→ Completed Current Finance Tally
→ Calculated New Year Gift Money
→ Updated To Do List

- CHORES -

→ Wipe down tables
→ Wash Room Fan
→ Change Bedsheets

- SCHEDULED TASKS -

→ Transfer S$1000 to Mum (inclusive of facial fare)

- WATCHED -

→ Completed Sherlock Holmes 1 -3
→ Completed Addams Family (1964-1966) 1 - 2
→ Completed Attack on Titan 25 episodes
→ Completed Ever After High
→ Started Dexter 1

- IMMEDIATE TASKS -

» Get out of Depression
» Oil down